This Video Wants You to Help Justin Trudeau Find Some Manhood

I sometimes feel bad taking digs at Justin “I Feel Pretty” Trudeau. It’s almost too easy. If I had to sum him up, it’d be something like if the Communist Manifesto and hair care products had a baby. And the baby was a bucket of soy. Who lacked testicular fortitude. That’s Trudeau. YouTube personality Jill […] …

Students Start ‘No Whites Allowed’ Magazine

A group of students at the University of Texas, San Antonio plans to start publishing a “No Whites Allowed” (NWA) magazine. According to a Facebook event titled “Zine Release,” the magazine will be revealed on March 1 at La Botanica, which describes itself as “Texas’ first vegan restaurant with a full bar and performance and […] …

Sex Symbol Facing Jail Time in Muslim Country

Sherine Abdel-Wahab, one of Egypt’s most famous singers and the star of the Arabic version of “The Voice,” was sentenced to six months in prison after making a joke suggesting the Nile River was polluted. A lawsuit was filed against Abdel-Wahab in November after a video captured a fan asking the singer to sing one […] …

Cops Accidentally Save MS-13 Monster Minutes Before Execution

MS-13 gang members on their way to kill another member had their plan unintentionally foiled when Texas police pulled their car over — sparing the would-be victim’s life by a mere two minutes, according to court records. Bryan Funes, 17, and Jorge Alexander Cortez, 23, were arrested last Thursday in Austin on criminal conspiracy charges […] …

University Offers Course on Impeaching Trump

San Diego State University is offering a course dedicated exclusively to the topic of removing Donald Trump from office. The one-unit course–“Trump: Impeachment, Removal, or Conviction?”–will be offered in March and is set to be taught by Professor John Joseph Cleary. The required text for the course is Allan Lichtman’s The Case for Impeachment, a […] …

IRONY: Meet the Community Organizers Fighting… Obama

It’s the ultimate in irony: The world’s most famous ex-community organizer is facing a minor uprising from the community where his presidential center is supposed to be built—the same community, in fact, where he got his start in politics. The center’s troubles became clear last September, when Jeanette Taylor, the education director of the Kenwood […] …

Child Dies Hours After Doctor Turned Her Away for Being Five Minutes Late

A 5-year-old girl with asthma issues got turned away from seeing her doctor because she was a few minutes late for her appointment — and died just hours later, according to reports. “Why won’t the doctor see me?” asked Ellie-May Clark, as she sat with her mother in the waiting room of Grange Clinic in […] …

Snowflake Charged With Sickening Crime Blames Acne Meds

Attorneys for the 15-year-old accused of stabbing a Longmont woman to death last year hinted in court Friday that Accutane — an acne-treatment drug that some have linked to erratic behavior — may be cited by the defense in explaining the teen’s alleged actions. Aiden von Grabow is charged with first-degree murder and 10 other […] …

Another Parkland Shooting First Responder Says He was Forced to Stand Down

A Parkland first responder claims he was told to stand down during crucial moments following the Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School shooting, hypothesizing that he “could have saved lives” if he were allowed inside the building at that time. The man, described as a “seasoned emergency medical responder” by WSVN Miami News 7 reporter Brian […] …

Good Guy With AR-15 Stops Attack. Sorry, Liberals.

An Illinois man armed with an AR-15 credited his rifle’s “intimidation factor” in helping him stop a knife attack Monday, WGN-TV reported. Police told the station someone with a knife attacked another person during an argument at an apartment building in Oswego Township. That’s when neighbor Dave Thomas grabbed his AR-15 and ordered the suspect […] …

Libs Cheer Testosterone-Fueled Transgender Beating Up Girls

A female to male transgender high schooler has won the Texas Class 6A championship in the girls’ division for the second year in a row. The trans wrestler, Mack Beggs, is on a dosage of testosterone pursuant to her transition. Although all other wrestlers are prohibited from using steroids because it would create an unfair […] …

Student Investigated for Suggesting Square Root Symbol Looks Like THIS

A high school student in Louisiana was investigated and had his belongings searched after he commented that the square root symbol used in mathematics looked like a gun. The incident started when the student suggested the symbol, written on another student’s work, resembled a weapon, according to KATC. Other students commented, and following a discussion, […] …

Anti-Gun Delta Wouldn’t Upgrade Gold-Winning US Team’s Seats

They swept their way to an Olympic gold medal — but it’s tough luck and cramped seats for the US men’s curling team on their flight back home. After the team’s stunning surprise win against Sweden on Saturday, USA Curling sent out a tweet to Delta Airlines hoping that the athletes might get some VIP […] …

Adopted Pig Winds Up Being Dinner

Last summer, Leon Davis cared for dozens of squirming piglets after a rescue operation in Duncan, B.C. One of the 57 animals the Nanaimo SPCA branch manager nursed back to health was Molly, a Vietnamese pot-bellied pig who finally found her forever home last month. But just weeks after the adoption, Davis heard the news: […] …

CNN Frets Over Trump Calling School Shooter ‘Sicko’

A CNN article published Thursday worried that President Donald Trump comment’s calling the gunman who perpetrated the Parkland, Florida, school shooting a “sicko” may have been “harmful,” citing a group of professors who argued the remarks were offensive. Trump called Nikolas Cruz, the alleged shooter, a “savage sicko” on Twitter, following reports that the gunman […] …

MSNBC’s Case Against Armed Guards is the Dumbest EVER

On Thursday evening, MSNBC’s Lawrence O’Donnell made a unique argument against the idea of armed guards or teachers in schools being able to take down mass shooters. Here was his genius argument: Lawrence: A bullet fired from an AR-15 travels 3x faster than one from a handgun. And yet the president and the NRA think […] …

Enterprise Rent-a-Car Declares War on the NRA

Enterprise Rent-a-Car will cease offering discounts to NRA members, it announced late Thursday afternoon. They are one of the numerous companies against which PR campaigns have been launched to pressure separation from the NRA. For example, Think Progress suggested there are “at least 22 corporations that the NRA says offer incentives to NRA members.” Ed […] …

LMAO, Bernie Blames Hillary for THIS

Bernie Sanders on Wednesday blamed Hillary Clinton for not doing more to stop the Russian attack on the last presidential election. Then his 2016 campaign manager, in an interview with POLITICO, said he’s seen no evidence to support special counsel Robert Mueller’s assertion in an indictment last week that the Russian operation had backed Sanders’ […] …

Catholic Bishop Denies Leading Dem Communion

One Catholic bishop is standing up against his home state senator, who is Catholic and won’t ban abortions starting at 20 weeks after conception. Bishop Thomas J. Paprocki of Springfield, Illinois, stated on the Diocese of Springfield website that he would deny communion to Illinois senator Dick Durbin. Paprocki wrote in reference to the Pain-Capable […] …

University Introduces Male-Free Hours at Gym

Stanford University has introduced male-free hours at the gym, allegedly to produce a more inclusive atmosphere where women can train without the annoying presence of men. Advertising the program as “Women’s Only Training,” Stanford says that “panels and dark window shades will be used to ensure privacy.” And although the training is rigorously for women […] …

SORE LOSER: Canadian Hockey Player Throws Tantrum After Loss to U.S.

Talk about a sore loser. A Canadian women’s hockey player wasn’t at all happy to win a medal in the 2018 Winter Olympics, so she removed it immediately after it was placed around her neck at the awards ceremony. The Canadian team lost in a shootout after a 2-2 tie to the United States in […] …

Black People Visit ‘Black-Only’ Resort Because RACISM

SJWs have been threatening to leave the country ever since Trump was elected. Good news, they’re actually leaving now. Myriads of “oppressed” buttocks are shuffling overseas for a beach away from white people. The video below is worth the whole seven minutes. It’s just time-stamped for the impatient, need-it-now, among us. … If she doesn’t […] …

COPS: You Won’t Believe What This Illegal Did With His Goat

FEBRUARY 16–A horse trainer is locked up on a felony animal cruelty charge after Georgia cops obtained video showing him force-feeding a goat cocaine and whiskey. Deputies with the Gwinnett County Sheriff’s Office yesterday arrested Sergio Palomares-Guzman, 28, at the farm in the city of Grayson where he lives and works. Pictured at right, Palomares-Guzman […] …

Six Words From Heckler Stop Pelosi INSTANTLY

Nancy Pelosi was heckled by a town hall attendee in Phoenix, Arizona Tuesday. WATCH: “These are kitchen table issues for America’s families,” the House Minority Leader stated while voicing her opposition to the tax cuts signed into law by President Trump. “Most people are not in deadening poverty, but some are. Most people have to […] …

Trump Wins Twitter With Brutal Retort About Obama & Russia

The Master Tweeter woke up in an ornery mood. “There is no serious person out there who would suggest somehow that you could even rig America’s elections, there’s no evidence that that has happened in the past or that it will happen this time, and so I’d invite Mr. Trump to stop whining and make […] …