APRIL 19–Upon returning home from work Tuesday, a Louisiana resident discovered a woman “naked in her bathtub and eating her Cheetos,” police report.

According to an arrest affidavit, the victim found the stranger inside her Monroe home around 5 PM. When she confronted the intruder, the woman told cops, the naked burglar claimed that “an unknown male told her to break into the victim’s house.”

Cops responding to a 911 call identified the naked woman as Evelyn Washington, a 29-year-old Monroe resident whose home is a little more than a mile away from the victim’s house.

Washington apparently entered the home through a broken window.

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